Material Blues
Six years ago, when I first had the idea to take time off from...
Bad jeans
Last week, I went to my first aerial lesson in over three years. When...
Things you should never say to a self-employed person
This past summer, when LinkedIn launched their “Open to Work” frame, I was quick...
How to break up a dog fight (or not)
Bravo’s nemesis is a 10-month old Giant Schnauzer named Celine Dion. They met when...
A message from the Peloton lady
Greetings. It is I, the overly enthusiastic, racially ambiguous woman from the roundly-mocked 2019...
Kids Today
As a young working professional, many things irked me, but perhaps none more fiercely—and...
The dogs call for unity
HELLO. Hang on. HELLO AGAIN. Thank you for waiting. The dish towel was unattended....
On the double
I knew I had to leave my last job when my new boss, a...
My Top 5
The funniest thing I wrote in all of 2020 is the following Instagram caption...
Sympathy Sick
One of my husband’s worst, but also most endearing qualities, is that he gets...